notkatniss:

one has to stan

fakehistory:

Charles Darwin presents his theory of evolution for the first time (1859)

hotcommunist:

hotcommunist:

hey bastards and glorious women of rhe bog, you wanna see something cursed??

here’s benedictine camber batch as a seedy hacker in a movie about brexit with a hairline that provides a grim look into a future where his devotee fans want to lick his scalp

thoodleoo:

if tumblr happens to go down, you can find me on my other social media:

• dark cave in cumae from which i give forth prophecies written on leaves
  
• in the belly of a giant wooden horse, to be given to the trojans as a gift
• in the theater of pompey, stabbed 23 times

wetfruit:

you: hey

me, with 25 wikipedia tabs open on cryptids, megafauna, & extraterrestrials: what?

(Source: worm)

tolkienhoe:

femmefaramir:

penny-anna:

kayla-bird:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

unexplainedthings:

PewPew

(Source: unexplainedthings)

ahsteria:

*opens fortune cookie and it just says BITCH in all caps*

doona-baes:

thank u, next + film references

(Source: delilah--bard)

kayla-bird:

linkstan:

violentwavesofemotion:

Plato, tr. by W. R. Paton, from “Greek Anthology; Epigrams,” published c. 1918

PLATO SAID “LESBIAN RIGHTS!”

“fucking superb you funky little lesbian” - plato

keithharing-legend:

Happy Birthday Keith Haring

geostatonary:

devipotato:

did you know dnd is actually a dating sim? wow

Every tabletop is a dating sim if you gay enough

vampireapologist:

People who promote juice cleanses and like Consuming charcoal literally sound like “doctors” in Ancient Greece who thought people could get “hysteria” when their uterus moved around the body at will towards and away good or bad smells like stop trying to get me to go on a liquid diet I know it’s you Pliny The Elder

bananapeppers:

reblog to ooze cyanide, as some millipedes do